Soc 1010

Improv Everywhere
We Cause Scenes
*http://youtu.be/KgUIbPfhSuo 

JLG

[Music] 

Male Speaker:    Hi.  Thanks for coming out, everybody.  

For today's mission, all 84 of us are going to go into the store Best Buy, wearing blue polo shirts and khaki pants.  

We're going to enter the store one by one.  

When you get inside, don't say that you work there, but if a customer asks you for help, and you can help them out, then do it.  

If an employee asks you what's going on, just say that you don't know anyone else, and it's just a coincidence that you're wearing their exact same store uniform.  

[Music] 

[1:00]

Male Speaker:   There are more people coming in.  

Male Speaker:    They just told me to kick them all out.  

Male Speaker:    Yeah.  Call 911.  

Male Speaker:    Check every bag, every purse, that's going out the door.  

Female Speaker:    I'll see you outside.  This thing is hilarious.  

Male Speaker:    There are four of them over.  Yeah, right over there.  There are a hundred downstairs.  

Right there.  

Female Speaker:    Are you purchasing anything?  

Male Speaker:   No, I'm waiting for my wife, actually.  She's --

Female Speaker:    Well, we need you to leave the store right now.  The fact that you're in the same outfits -- would like to ask you to leave the store, please.  

[2:00]

Male Speaker:    There's a door back here.  

Female Speaker:   Just go up the escalator, please.  

Male Speaker:    I've gotta leave because I'm wearing the same clothes you're wearing?  

Female Speaker:    Yes.  Yes.  We'd like for you to leave.  

Male Speaker:    You can ask for these people to leave, but we're not going to arrest anybody for wearing a blue polo shirt.  There's really no reason for us to be here.  

Female Speaker:    Let's go.  I'm going, too.  I'm leavin'!   

Male Speaker:    See you later!  Bye!  

[Music] 

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